the-golden-eminem:

Same


beyoncebeytwice:

this is the best birthday present ive ever gotten


winsnap:

A distant thunderstorm | by Nic Leister


dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 


clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

image


svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair


sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."


accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

image

this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts


hecallsmepineappleprincess:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

I forgot this shit was in the movie.


uncharge:

being thin and pretty could solve 94.63% of my problems tbh 


jonnovstheinternet:

[via]


meanplastic:

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS


sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance


eliteclassmeme:

your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of


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