scathinq:

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

i almost googled it.


The Black Mirror, Scott Snyder’s run on Detective Comics.


w0lf-sunset:

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officialfrenchtoast:

mynamesjustanoose:

jacobtryba:

yazzdonut:

parkour

My life.

I feel like no one tries dumb stuff like that unless someone they’re trying to impress is watching, which makes this even funnier.

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i fucked up



sexhaver:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

nobody should ever be teaching tyler oakley how to pick locks, jesus christ can you imagine the chaos


oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING


thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line


guy:

mediocr:

If you hate puppies you are a serial killer

if you hate cereal you are a puppy killer





adorablespiders:

Happy Easter from Funky the 8 legged easter “bunny”!


longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO



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